{"product_id":"synced-gilded-blood","title":"Synced (Gilded Blood)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWar is coming - and this time, I swear it's not my fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSol and his reanimated Unseelie army are hell-bent on destroying the Seelies once and for all. Worse, he's stolen the most priceless relic in this land - Zayn's grimoire - along with my magic-unleashing gilded blood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh yeah, and Sol's claim is slowly killing me (though I'm so pent-up, I might actually die of horniness first).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut not all hope is lost. I somehow led the elves through the mountain, arriving at the Summer Palace in one battered, weary piece. Bonus points: I've expanded our ad hoc army by two hundred more soldiers - never mind the fact they're completely untrained, three-foot-tall tommyknockers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd, for better or worse, while Zayn was busy prepping the castle for battle, my loud-mouthed Jewish mother gained the \"support\" of our equally-shrill family members. Unfortunately, banshees have the power to predict the future, and our outlook isn't looking so good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only way we'll survive the impending war is by finding some mysterious \"ally\" in the most inhospitable, remote corner of the Fae Realm: a ghost from Zayn's past who will either help lead the Seelies to salvation...or doom us all.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lilith's Collective ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52491219599541,"sku":"9781088013793","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/5834\/7445\/files\/9781088013793.jpg?v=1777990749","url":"https:\/\/lilithscollective.com\/products\/synced-gilded-blood","provider":"Lilith's Collective ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}